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A man that everyone should aspire to become. He defines Dank and is sick sauce. Makes my panties wett. He is a pretty jamming pal. Emphasis on pretty. Must be used as an adjective.
Yo, that was soooo Kerff. therefore yes I will slumber with you.
Kerff by Sicksauce October 14, 2009
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The corn-like polyps that develop inside a trans woman's neovagina
Trans woman: "I cleaned the keffals out of my neovag today. Those things stink like death!"
Keffals by doogooder September 9, 2022
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A large load of semen that gets into the both eyes, both nostrils and at least one ear.
After he finished with a giant keffal, she needed help finding the shower because she was covered in his love juice.
Keffal by Loadrunner69 September 28, 2022
Now synonymous with high-end fashion due to the renown South African fashion designer Michele Keffen. The Keffen brand predominantly features evening wear worn on the world stage by
the rich and famous, but also includes perfume, wedding gowns and jewellery.
Who's she wearing? "It's a KEFFEN!" ; What is that perfume? "It's by KEFFEN".
Keffen by Fiona Merchant March 5, 2008
Pure and clear ,a very honest caring ,loving person , she is very beautiful ,and delicate almost like a flower,but don't take her lightly she is fiesty
Her name is keffion
keffion by g1451 February 7, 2015

mumph kerfuffle 

2 Random words a British youtuber randomly said together
Mumph kerfuffle

Speech increased to 100

Fuckle Kerfuffle 

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.
A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"
Fuckle Kerfuffle by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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