Keff 

An awesome dog that is black and white

Keff is awesomes!

Keff by Pie Meister September 8, 2023

Keff 

A very loud and obnoxious fart. The kind that rattles the house to the floor!

He let off a keff and my house nearly fell to a pile of rubble!

Keff by oOoSCOTToOo August 15, 2018

keff 

A light, polite fart.

He produced a fart, so quiet as to be almost a keff. Why, Dr Grierson! whispered Mrs Timmins, as she put her 'kerchief to her nose......
From 'Dr Grierson Makes a House Call' by Antonia Fraser.

keff by Philmadison July 4, 2006

Keff 

A person who smells extremely unpleasant, similar smell to a fresh pile of dog shit.

Woah Haydan stay away from me you absolutely Keff

Keff by SamB14 May 23, 2020

keff 

etwas ist Atemberaubend; etwas ist unverständlich gut

Vom alt-mittelhoch-deutschen „kräft“

Die Theatervorstellung war keff!

Der Unterschied zwischen einem Huhn ist keff!

keff by Benjamin Clara Schmedes February 12, 2024

keff nip

Wigan-ese for when your naked nipple rubs on your shirt all day long until tenderness turns into throbbingess and a kind of paper cut like irritation is achieved (like someone's just ran a sheet of A4 across your nip really quickly and you're not sure if its bleeding or not and it's inconvenient to stop and take a look coz youre at Alton Towers or something).. We also believe it affects women although they will never openly admit to it like men do.

Johnny sez to his mate Paddy "christ man, I've got a reet Keff Nip I have". His mate understandingly nods.

keff nip by Johnny 5 is Alive May 8, 2008

baby keff 

baby keff is the hottest rapper out , Instagram : @baby.keff

Look at baby keff!

baby keff by Baby keff October 7, 2020