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to snuggle in a bed in the nude pretending to sleep but in reality making whoopie.
Gee, I'd like to kerf that bitch while his parents are in the other room.
kerf by randie and tarsticles April 10, 2008
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kerf by SorrowBanana April 6, 2008
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A spiritually redefined name meaning “Chosen and Set Apart by God.”

Describes a person who is divinely selected, marked with purpose, and separated from ordinary living to walk in faith and destiny. Unlike its traditional meaning, this definition represents spiritual identity, strength, and calling.
“He doesn’t follow the crowd he’s Kerf. Chosen and set apart.”
Kerf by Mfuama_Tv February 25, 2026

Dirty Kerf 

having a crusty ass from not wiping and screaming into the fucking mic in ps4 chats.
Yo Bro, Shut The fuck up Your Being A Dirty Kerf.
Dirty Kerf by jbakes2021 February 4, 2021

mumph kerfuffle 

2 Random words a British youtuber randomly said together
Mumph kerfuffle

Speech increased to 100

Fuckle Kerfuffle 

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.
A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"
Fuckle Kerfuffle by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

Kerflumpulous 

How one feels after realising the neologism they thought they'd created is in fact already in existence.

Coined by James Kotecki on his Emergency Cheese blog
I thought i'd made up the word "Frand" but it already exists. Don't I feel kerflumpulous.
Kerflumpulous by MelvinW May 27, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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