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A tiny town of about 1,500 people. Located about 15 miles from Corsicana, Tx. The population consists of mostly black people, whom think they run the town. If you move to this town, chances are you will not make it out sober. You will either get sucked into drugs, alcohol, or with an STD. Most people only make it out of this town by joining the military. If you stay here you will become a bum, living with all your family members in one household. You will have children during or directly out of high school and live off the government to support them. Most people who move out of Kerens right out of high school will make something of themselves. But if you stay, you will only have dreams that will not come true. This place is also known as the blackhole.
I moved to Kerens and became a loser.

Kerens turned me into a meth head and stole away my family.

Since I live in Kerens, my kids are required to be government babies.
Kerens by smart sam August 11, 2010
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Kerens High School 

Kerens High School were nic feins roam and future crack heads attend.Kerens High School sports never disappoints the other team fans.Better watch out for them horny juniors
Kerens High School were no one learns anything!

Jack Kerens 

He is amazing

He is so much fun to be around

Just him being their some how makes my day

Class with him is funny since he always has something to say

He is......thicc like thicker than some girls in are grade

He is super sweet and caring

And he will get everything he will want in life
Jack Kerens by S.A.V.A.G.E February 27, 2020

Commisar Karens 

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!
The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.
Commisar Karens by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

Privilege of Karens 

A grouping of Karens, usually more than two but it can be used in the singular.

Permit Patty, BBQ Becky, and Anti-vaxx went to the park, took down the restricted tape, and argued with the cops, until a few were arrested.

A few volunteers on websites that approve content, while also being Karens, deciding not to publish. While saying "don't take it personally!"
A privilege of karens went to the park to defy a stay at home order of Social distancing and not run the risk catching Coronavirus.

Martin Jackson for President
at first I thought was just two Karens causing trouble but then at the end there was a whole flock of Karens.

WidgettWalls :
Can we just say that a flock of Karens is a privilege? “He got attacked by a privilege of Karens.”

keren-happuch 

Keren-Happuch is amazing. She’d die for you if and when she can but she’s also very emotional . Very clingy and loves the attention especially from someone she loves. She strives to be God-fearing and gives love to all.
Such a beautiful soul she is; this Keren-Happuch.
keren-happuch by Femor April 24, 2019
Keren. One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a keren, keep her forever, she can never be replaced. If you loose her you will never meet anyone like her again. She is one of the most caring,loving, opened up, kind-hearted friend ever. She is shy when she first meets you but CRAZY when you get to know her. She will never judge you no matter what, and always find a way to make you laugh when your feeling low. She will never leave you, and will always be by your side. She has the most contagious laugh ever. She is a blessing. Once your meet a keren. Never loose her. Hold her FOREVER.
Boy: hey look it's keren!
Girl: yeah! She's so cool one of the best people you'll ever meet.
Boy: yeah she's so beautiful! look at her smile!
Girl: ikr!
Keren by Happycupcakexoxoxo March 19, 2019
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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