A partisan hack, idealist, elitist pompous douche, who thinks anything even remotely conservative is evil, and anything liberal is great. Will blatantly stereotype anything it doesn't like, such as religion, but cry foul at any stereotypes on subjects it supports, such as minorities, welfare, and communism.
keres: NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
normal person: The war isn't about oil though...
keres: YOU'RE JUST A REPUBLICAN RACIST WHO LOVES WAR!
by Rove Karl March 23, 2009
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Sour, spoiled or just plain miserable. Kered is internationally hated and despised by many Mexicans.
by thegoatknapper February 10, 2012
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Little petite girl that'll rock your world. If you get a keree you better hold on to her.
That's one fine Keree
by Gun safe July 18, 2017
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Kerelys, shes a kind warm hearted person and puts everyone before her, she’s beautiful and generous, but very bipolar it takes a lot to handle a Kerelys
Kerelys is very kind
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A Kerese is a loving, kind, and caring person. She get jealous easily, but its only if she really loves you. She's always there when you need someone to talk. She is the best kind of friend. She loves to try new things. If you're lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Karise, get ready for a wild ride (; Her love is everlasting. Don't reject a Kerese, you will regret it.
He's being treated right? Yeah he got a Kerese
by Kyrese March 13, 2017
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Arguing over a butane-lighter issue, such as who drained off all the fluid, who should pay for a replacement lighter, etc.
I don't smoke and I try to avoid hanging out with those folks who do, so I mostly avoid da endless bouts of bic-kering dat seem to accompany said nicotine-inflamed-nerved individuals.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
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To ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.
Person A: Wait, isn't that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?

Person B: Yeah, I had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before I knew it, I was kering half the people there. My racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too...

Person A: Wow, a double-kerin at one party? AWESOME!
by boticelli February 2, 2010
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