Kenzonism is a religion started in 2015. The religions belief is that Hoodini (god) watch over the people and animals of earth.
Kenzonists believe that anything can change or happen in life by praying. They don’t have to pray to Hoodini, they can pray to which ever god that they like.
Satadini (the devil) will try to attack Kenzonists, surround them with bad thoughts or give them a bad vibe. Satadini often attack Kenzonists while eating or while taking a photo. To defend them selfs Kenzonists can putt on any sort of beanie, cap or hoodie.
The beanie or the hat most be used when eating or when taking a photo. If not possible Kenzonists can use a hoodie to defend them selfs against Satadini.
A Kenzonists doesn’t have to keep he’s word. But when a Kenzonists swears something in Hoodinis name the Kenzonist must be speaking the truth.
Kenzonists believe that anything can change or happen in life by praying. They don’t have to pray to Hoodini, they can pray to which ever god that they like.
Satadini (the devil) will try to attack Kenzonists, surround them with bad thoughts or give them a bad vibe. Satadini often attack Kenzonists while eating or while taking a photo. To defend them selfs Kenzonists can putt on any sort of beanie, cap or hoodie.
The beanie or the hat most be used when eating or when taking a photo. If not possible Kenzonists can use a hoodie to defend them selfs against Satadini.
A Kenzonists doesn’t have to keep he’s word. But when a Kenzonists swears something in Hoodinis name the Kenzonist must be speaking the truth.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I asked Hoodini a due question today and he told me that you are a Kenzonist now!
Dude 2: Yeah bro it’s true. I love kenzonism bro.
Dude 2: Yeah bro it’s true. I love kenzonism bro.
by Hoodini the real god 101 October 07, 2020
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