Kenzonism

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Kenzonism is a religion started in 2015. The religions belief is that Hoodini (god) watch over the people and animals of earth.

Kenzonists believe that anything can change or happen in life by praying. They don’t have to pray to Hoodini, they can pray to which ever god that they like.

Satadini (the devil) will try to attack Kenzonists, surround them with bad thoughts or give them a bad vibe. Satadini often attack Kenzonists while eating or while taking a photo. To defend them selfs Kenzonists can putt on any sort of beanie, cap or hoodie.

The beanie or the hat most be used when eating or when taking a photo. If not possible Kenzonists can use a hoodie to defend them selfs against Satadini.

A Kenzonists doesn’t have to keep he’s word. But when a Kenzonists swears something in Hoodinis name the Kenzonist must be speaking the truth.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I asked Hoodini a due question today and he told me that you are a Kenzonist now!
Dude 2: Yeah bro it’s true. I love kenzonism bro.

Kenzonism by Hoodini the real god 101 October 7, 2020

Words you can keep

Kenyanism

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.

You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.

Kenyanism by Smitor January 27, 2015

Related Words

Kenzonism • Kenyanism • kendoism • Keninism • KENNism

Kenyanism

A term created by The Drunken Peasants on youtube

a combination of Kenya and Communism and are a joke on the belif that Obama comes from Kenya and that he is a Communist.

KENYANISM!!!

Kenyanism by The Reptilian Overlord January 21, 2016

KENNism

Taken from the Japanese 'KENN'. The act of completely fouling up your sentence structure, but making it look good.

Hi ! Boys&Girls ! ! All was fine ?

KENNism by Kat November 2, 2004

kendoism

claiming to know someone more than they know themselves without any evidence, the word itself came from kendo sticks which are wooden sticks used in the modern Japanese martial art as a reference of using the wooden stick against an actual sword

kendoism: a claim of knowing a person more than they know themselves
examples
person1: I don't like fries
person2: no, you do I know you do
person1: no I never liked them not once in my life
person2: i know you do stop lying

kendoism by a passing stranger October 15, 2021

Keninism

I’m just Ken

- Did you see the new barbie?
• Yeah it was pretty mid, but man that Ryan Gosling really made me feel Kenough. I’ve joined keninism.

Keninism by AnyMoreFieldsToFillInAndIQuit August 13, 2023

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026