Kendan

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Even if he makes you mad sometimes you forgive him easily. He’s kind, thoughtful, and can be the love of your life. He has his enemies but most people love him and enjoy time with him.

Gosh this guys is amazing.

What’s his name

Kendan

by Bbygurl November 30, 2021

Kenyan from the West

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

Kenyanism

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.

You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.

by Smitor January 27, 2015

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

Respect Kendama

Pronounced /rɛˈspɛkɛnˌdɑ mə/

A term usually used by a person as a result of a disappointing action.
Can also be used as a form of saying farewell.

- Ne-a ciupit dealer-ul din marfa...
- Respect Kendama, aia e!

- Eu ma duc spre casa.
- Hai, Respect Kendama!

by ktav.ddchill December 8, 2020

Kendalled

The act of being served many alcoholic beverages within the span of a few hours. Typically the act of being Kendalled involves Jell-O shots combined with an another alcohol. Most people do not recognize that they have been Kendalled until it is too late.

Jason isn’t hanging out with us today. He got Kendalled last night.

by jwilsonjx October 28, 2019

kenanightmare

Named after an engineer's name who causes nightmares.

It is a kenanightmare.

by nightmareslave December 21, 2018