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The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for

A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated

Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh

Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not

Get yourself a ken-j not mine though
"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "
Ken-j by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021
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J-Ken is in Tucson, Arizona and will be arriving in the Coachella Valley tomorrow. Spread the word.
J-Ken by Katie Pruett September 24, 2006

ken jennings 

Perhaps the sexiest, most appealing contestent in Jepordy history. Watching him win 2 million dollars gave us all an odd sense of pride and a warm fuzzy sort of feeling, because he appears to be the kid who was picked last in gym.
"Why can't Ken be president?"
"Ken Jennings OWNS, so show some respect, foo'!"
ken jennings by moo1234 July 14, 2006

Ken Jennings 

1. (name) A contestant on jeopardy who won 74 games in a row.

2. (adj.) Anything really smart

3. (adj.) Used to describe something or someone who has many sucsesses in a row

4. (verb) The act of forcefully inserting pinecones into someone else's anus.
1. Did you seen Ken Jennings on TV last night?

2. That is one Ken Jennings little boy if I've ever seen one.

3. That soccer team is hella Ken Jennings!

4. Bring your daughter over after the ballet and we can all Ken Jennings.
Ken Jennings by skine November 14, 2004

Ken Jennings 

1)A computer software technician from Utah. He has made records on Jeporady for the longest consecutive time of being on the television show, &the most money earned.

2)Also referred to as teh s3x0rz.
1) Person One: Holy shit! Did you see Ken Jennings on Jeporady last night?!
Person Two: Yeah! That man is a genius! He writes his name a different way every episode!

2) Person One: Man, Ken Jennings ears sure do stick out far, but that doesn't matter, he's teh s3x0rz!
Person Two: Yeah, I'd tap that shit.
Ken Jennings by OMGcommunism September 12, 2004

ken jennings 

1. (name) A contestant on the game show Jeopardy! , who won 74 games in a row and holds many world records concerning game shows (including most won on a single day of Jeopardy! ($75,000), and most money won an ANY game show in history ($2,520,700).

2. (noun) A person with total mastership of an art or craft.
1. Ken Jennings will be appering on Jeopardy! May 23-25, with the chance to win ANOTHER 2 million.

2. James is the Ken Jennings of Scrabble.
ken jennings by James Argosa May 13, 2005

The Ken Jennings Show

1. A game show otherwise known as Jeopardy, particularly since they no longer limit how many times the same contestant can appear on the show.

2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.
My wife is watching The Ken Jennings Show. I think she's waiting to see if the church and the state can tax Ken into poverty. Otherwise, there isn't much suspense.
The Ken Jennings Show by Downstrike November 8, 2004
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