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Ju-ken, also known as The Bass, is the most in-demand bassist in the Japanese music (jrock) scene. He is, by far, one of the best bassists in history. He is currently part of the band VAMPS with L'arc~en~Ciel's HYDE and Oblivion Dust's K.A.Z., however, he is more commonly known for his work as a member of GacktJob, the backup band of the ridiculously popular musician Gackt. Apart from VAPMS and GacktJob, he has worked with model and singer Anna Tsuchiya, Fake?, Oblivion Dust, Spin Aqua, Inoran and the super-group S.K.I.N.

He is also recognized as one of the sexiest beings ever to walk the planet.
"Why is Ju-Ken called 'The Bass'?"

"Because he's the bassist for every fucking band ever."

"Is he good?"

"The best"

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"I waited on line for three days in New York to see VAMPS. HYDE and K.A.Z. are great and all, but I was really only there for Ju-Ken."
ju-ken by The Bass July 24, 2009
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jukenasty 

In the computer game Defense of the Ancients (Dota), a warcraft III custom map, jukenasty is a word used after someone dodges an opponent's attack escaping certain death.
Drow Ranger: one more ice arrow and he's dead!

*Dragon Knight cuts into the forest out of sight*

Everyone: JUKENASTY!
jukenasty by beboptheman August 1, 2009
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Juke: (Juking) or (Juken) 

Juke, juk, verb: A frequently used word by the Chicago urban scene meaning to dance, party, get crunk, get buck, get loose, and just simply have fun. Also it's a style of dancing in Chicago. The word comes from "Jook Joint" but was transformed in 1998 into "Juke" by Chicago Ghetto-Booty House music DJ's: Gant-Man, DJ Puncho & DJ Tone. To prove it's a true fact, the first mix cd that featured the word "Juke" was on Gant-Man's & DJ Puncho's mix cd called "The Juke Hour". Gant-Man's solo Mix cd was called "Bang 2 Tha Juke". Also the first recording on wax with the word "Juke" was produced by Gant-Man, DJ Tone & DJ Puncho called "Ghetto Alstars" (DM 264). The track was called "Juke It" on Chicago's House Music label Dance Mania. The remix was "Let me see you Juke" on DJ Puncho's solo EP release "Get Down Low" on Dance Mania. So Chicago is "Juke City"!!!!
"The party was juking". "We're going to juke tonight". "Let me see you juke". "She's juking that booty". "Have you heard that new juke cd?"
insanely good gamer, or a disgusting abomination of a creature. Beyond all.
Jukenox
Jukenox?
Jukenox.
Jukenox by jukenox September 27, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026