Kempner

A little town in the middle of BFN (bum fuck nowhere). If you blink you miss it.

Pass through Copperas Cove blink past Kempner and end in Lampasas.

by Jennifer Dailey October 18, 2008

april kepner

A character on Grey's Anatomy. Started off being really annoying but has slowly evolved into an amazing character. Eloped with Jackson Avery, but the have recently gotten divorced. Her best friend is Arizona Robbins.

Remember when April Kepner got fired from Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital... TWICE???

by lcw123 May 27, 2016

Ellie Kemper

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.

Ellie Kemper is a great person.

by asebak February 28, 2010

Kemper

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

by BooBeau January 15, 2009

edmund kemper

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.

edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him

by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021

The Thomas Kemper

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009

Kemper

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.

I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.

by darrbar August 19, 2008