kempfers came from germany many years ago, they are born beautiful, intelligent and strong willed. they are also known to have bad tempers and some of the baddest mofos you will meet. family is the most important aspect to them and they are too quick to stand up for a relative or defend family or friends. some of them (ME) are wild lovers of music and like to party, and at times may get a little roudy , usually the first girl to get sloppy drunk and beat someones ass. . . other than that we are just the best ever and generally very fun people to b around. most of us have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and make others laugh :D.
by Shortyblueskies March 25, 2011
When you make an exceptionally smart purchase on a used go kart off of Craigslist from a guy in Elgin and you attach a jerry-rigged zamboni so you can manicure better ice for the regulars.
Guy 1: You wanna come up to the woods this year for a quality ODR
Guy 2: No, your ice is always horseshit
Guy 1: No this year I Kempfered it
Guy2: Sick. Pencil me in
Guy 2: No, your ice is always horseshit
Guy 1: No this year I Kempfered it
Guy2: Sick. Pencil me in
by JrueBarr December 18, 2017