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Kempfer

kempfers came from germany many years ago, they are born beautiful, intelligent and strong willed. they are also known to have bad tempers and some of the baddest mofos you will meet. family is the most important aspect to them and they are too quick to stand up for a relative or defend family or friends. some of them (ME) are wild lovers of music and like to party, and at times may get a little roudy , usually the first girl to get sloppy drunk and beat someones ass. . . other than that we are just the best ever and generally very fun people to b around. most of us have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and make others laugh :D.
OMG they must be a kempfer!
by Shortyblueskies April 11, 2011
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Kempner

A little town in the middle of BFN (bum fuck nowhere). If you blink you miss it.
Pass through Copperas Cove blink past Kempner and end in Lampasas.
by Jennifer Dailey October 18, 2008
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Ellie Kemper

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.
by asebak February 28, 2010
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Kemper

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.
Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.
by BooBeau January 15, 2009
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edmund kemper

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.
edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him
by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021
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The Thomas Kemper

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?
by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009
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Kemper

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.
I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.
by darrbar August 19, 2008
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