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Kelvin'd 

The time of being insanely drunk at a celebration of prestigious events.

associated with the name "Kelvin"

Synonyms: Wasted, heinously drunk, fucked up
"man, after that awards ceremony i was so Kelvin'd!"
Kelvin'd by RangaX1337 November 19, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Coined by Alvin Hua based on the "legendary" Kevin Tran of Oxford's Class of 2017, it is to be very clumsy when it comes to playing sports in P.E., thus getting stupidly hit in the face or in the balls by an actual ball.

2nd definition: to be ridiculously infuriated to the point of everyone else finding it hilariously comical that you're hella mad
Hahahahaha you just got Kevin'd! XD
Kevin'd by Kevingotnojams October 14, 2014
When the word "lie" just isn't enough to describe it
Getting kevin'd will follow with a long line of JOJOJOJOJ and a high pitched squeal that pigs envy
Person 1: Hey look at this new video on spankwire, its about TA."
Person 2: Wait this is Justin Bieber.
Person 1: GET KEVIN'D JOJOJOJOJ
Kevin'd by A troubled Luong October 28, 2010
1. To be completely and utterly destroyed. A domination to the extreme degree. To seriously hurt an item of personal value, animate or inanimate (i.e. pet or object)

2. To be pwned by any character Kevin Bacon played in any of his movies
Man #1 gets hit with a baseball bat and dies

Man #2: Holy shit, he was just Kevin'd!

or

(Anything that Nick Hume did in Death Sentence)
Kevin'd by Nivekeryas January 3, 2010

kelvin de jong 

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids
Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word
kelvin de jong by Stoppen February 25, 2017
When someone argues something is technically right but forest from the trees in relevance.
He Kevin'd you!

You just got Kevin'd.
Kevin'd by uflos318 April 8, 2021
The act of having a brick put into your car without your knowledge.
aw dammit jacob kevin'd me again and now i have five bricks in my car
Kevin'd by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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