Kelvers
Kelvers a kill
Kelvers by Floridajitboy November 20, 2018
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kellers moustache
1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.
2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.
kellers moustache by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017
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Kolverstan
Sometimes spelt “Kölvərștan”, Kolverstan is a Fictional country touted by ‘best country’ bots on Instagram. The country is described as being in Europe, with a population of 9 million people and their main exports are said to be “cültür, cüısınə, bəaüty and art” according to the account @kolverstan_most_bestest_stronk
The country could be a mockery of the Republic of Turkey’s desire to be seen as a European nation and join the European Union. Extreme parodies of nationalism are prevalent on social media platforms, see kosovo je srbija.
The country could be a mockery of the Republic of Turkey’s desire to be seen as a European nation and join the European Union. Extreme parodies of nationalism are prevalent on social media platforms, see kosovo je srbija.
Angela: why does your nation want to join the EU?
Recep: Kolverstan is best nation! Kolverstan je Europe! We are more bestest than all other countries!
Recep: Kolverstan is best nation! Kolverstan je Europe! We are more bestest than all other countries!
Kolverstan by Aeon the Terrible May 19, 2020
kleverson
some short mexican guy that’s about 5’6 that watches romance anime, he jhi tuff at basketball lowkey but won’t make the NBA m, he’s fire sure going overseas tho
Kelders
Some morbidly obese kid with shit for brains and thinks they are God's gift. Usually Dutch, always a complete failure and is a skid mark on modern day society. If a black kid is murdered by guncrime, it is Kelders' fault. The Kelders kid should do us all a favour and hang himself. Often seen in their natural habitat of McDonalds, exceeding his recommended calorie intake, or seen driving his excuse for a bike around the shithole known as Holland
Guy 1: Whoah that guy is such a Kelders!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.
Kelders by Lost Darkness December 27, 2008
Kellers Disease
It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.
Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.
You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.
You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
Kellers Disease by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011
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