1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.
2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.
by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017
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Usually a very cute, indie-boy that has overstyled hair and is obsessively into alternative/indie music.
by Sanjuro March 31, 2005
Get the Kevers mug.Sometimes spelt “Kölvərștan”, Kolverstan is a Fictional country touted by ‘best country’ bots on Instagram. The country is described as being in Europe, with a population of 9 million people and their main exports are said to be “cültür, cüısınə, bəaüty and art” according to the account @kolverstan_most_bestest_stronk
The country could be a mockery of the Republic of Turkey’s desire to be seen as a European nation and join the European Union. Extreme parodies of nationalism are prevalent on social media platforms, see kosovo je srbija.
The country could be a mockery of the Republic of Turkey’s desire to be seen as a European nation and join the European Union. Extreme parodies of nationalism are prevalent on social media platforms, see kosovo je srbija.
Angela: why does your nation want to join the EU?
Recep: Kolverstan is best nation! Kolverstan je Europe! We are more bestest than all other countries!
Recep: Kolverstan is best nation! Kolverstan je Europe! We are more bestest than all other countries!
by Aeon the Terrible May 19, 2020
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by AlmightyJ February 14, 2022
Get the kleverson mug.Some morbidly obese kid with shit for brains and thinks they are God's gift. Usually Dutch, always a complete failure and is a skid mark on modern day society. If a black kid is murdered by guncrime, it is Kelders' fault. The Kelders kid should do us all a favour and hang himself. Often seen in their natural habitat of McDonalds, exceeding his recommended calorie intake, or seen driving his excuse for a bike around the shithole known as Holland
Guy 1: Whoah that guy is such a Kelders!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.
by Lost Darkness December 27, 2008
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Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.
You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.
You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011
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