Kelvers 

Kelvers a kill

Aye man that dude a kelvers

Kelvers by Floridajitboy November 20, 2018

kellers moustache 

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

kellers moustache by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017

Kevers

Usually a very cute, indie-boy that has overstyled hair and is obsessively into alternative/indie music.

Indie-boy: Is my hair OK? Placebo Rawk!
Normal person: That guys a total Kevers!

Kevers by Sanjuro March 31, 2005

Kolverstan 

Sometimes spelt “Kölvərștan”, Kolverstan is a Fictional country touted by ‘best country’ bots on Instagram. The country is described as being in Europe, with a population of 9 million people and their main exports are said to be “cültür, cüısınə, bəaüty and art” according to the account @kolverstan_most_bestest_stronk

The country could be a mockery of the Republic of Turkey’s desire to be seen as a European nation and join the European Union. Extreme parodies of nationalism are prevalent on social media platforms, see kosovo je srbija.

Angela: why does your nation want to join the EU?
Recep: Kolverstan is best nation! Kolverstan je Europe! We are more bestest than all other countries!

Kolverstan by Aeon the Terrible May 19, 2020

kleverson 

some short mexican guy that’s about 5’6 that watches romance anime, he jhi tuff at basketball lowkey but won’t make the NBA m, he’s fire sure going overseas tho

Jim: Yooo Klev
Jay: Yooo Klev
MarMar: Yooo Kleverson

kleverson by AlmightyJ February 14, 2022

Kelders 

Some morbidly obese kid with shit for brains and thinks they are God's gift. Usually Dutch, always a complete failure and is a skid mark on modern day society. If a black kid is murdered by guncrime, it is Kelders' fault. The Kelders kid should do us all a favour and hang himself. Often seen in their natural habitat of McDonalds, exceeding his recommended calorie intake, or seen driving his excuse for a bike around the shithole known as Holland

Guy 1: Whoah that guy is such a Kelders!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.

Kelders by Lost Darkness December 27, 2008

Kellers Disease 

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

Kellers Disease by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011