Kelders 

Some morbidly obese kid with shit for brains and thinks they are God's gift. Usually Dutch, always a complete failure and is a skid mark on modern day society. If a black kid is murdered by guncrime, it is Kelders' fault. The Kelders kid should do us all a favour and hang himself. Often seen in their natural habitat of McDonalds, exceeding his recommended calorie intake, or seen driving his excuse for a bike around the shithole known as Holland

Guy 1: Whoah that guy is such a Kelders!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.

Kelders by Lost Darkness December 27, 2008

kellers moustache 

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

kellers moustache by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017

Kenderson 

A funny black guy

I can’t believe Kenderson said that!

Kenderson by MsThickums July 10, 2018

Kellers Disease 

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

Kellers Disease by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

Kelvers 

Kelvers a kill

Aye man that dude a kelvers

Kelvers by Floridajitboy November 20, 2018

Kemderson 

A Kemderson is a person that's chill and quiet but, they can sometimes get mad quickly they also smile alot when their talking to anybody, they also don't really focus on girls.

Girl 1: He very calm and chill he must be a kemderson

Girl 2: I asked him out but he didn't say yes, he's such a kemderson

Kemderson by Get The Kemderson Mug November 21, 2023