Kelders

Name: Kelders Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Some morbidly obese kid with shit for brains and thinks they are God's gift. Usually Dutch, always a complete failure and is a skid mark on modern day society. If a black kid is murdered by guncrime, it is Kelders' fault. The Kelders kid should do us all a favour and hang himself. Often seen in their natural habitat of McDonalds, exceeding his recommended calorie intake, or seen driving his excuse for a bike around the shithole known as Holland

Guy 1: Whoah that guy is such a Kelders!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I feel sorry for the poor kid
Girl 1: I wouldn't go near that with a fuckin 20ft pole tbh.

Kelders by Lost Darkness December 27, 2008

kellers moustache

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

kellers moustache by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017

Get the kellers moustache mug.

Related Words

Kelders • Kellers Disease • kellers moustache • Kelvers • Kemderson • Kenderson

Kenderson

A funny black guy

I can’t believe Kenderson said that!

Kenderson by MsThickums July 10, 2018

Get the Kenderson mug.

Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

Kellers Disease by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

Get the Kellers Disease mug.

Kelvers

Kelvers a kill

Aye man that dude a kelvers

Kelvers by Floridajitboy November 20, 2018

Get the Kelvers mug.

Kemderson

A Kemderson is a person that's chill and quiet but, they can sometimes get mad quickly they also smile alot when their talking to anybody, they also don't really focus on girls.

Girl 1: He very calm and chill he must be a kemderson

Girl 2: I asked him out but he didn't say yes, he's such a kemderson

Kemderson by Get The Kemderson Mug November 21, 2023

Get the Kemderson mug.

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

Get the wrongun mug.

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

Word of the Day on October 7, 2026

Get the square grouper mug.

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.