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a suburb in West Auckland. Located Near New Lynn, Green Bay And Block House Bay...
"Once A Kelstonian, Always A Kelstonian"
"818 What"
Kelston, is very funny and is amazing to talk to. He can be annoying at times but, is a great person to be around. With his witty and charismatic personality he can get you out of a rough day, and make you laugh. He is very extroverted and makes friends easily, when you're his friend you'll always want to be by his side.
kelston is sooooo, FUNNY and hawtttt
Kelston by Jerky Robinson January 1, 2023

kelston boys high school

A school where Brotherhood and Excellence is a pre-eminent essence. A school where the skin colours: Black, Yellow or White does not affect how one is treated. A school where no brother is left behind. Once a Kelstonian always a Kelstonian therefore they will forever remain as Brothers. The K will never come down. "To Wisdom With Honour". Follow this Kelstonian on Instagram though: @hazzzajordan
so you're from Kelston Boys High School? Malo doko/uso/brother

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.
Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!
keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Keystone Kops 

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.
I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!