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She’s a good dancer.SHE AINT GOT TIME FOR FAKE FRIENDS.But is you not fake,she isza good listener and diss girl can flip.BTW IF MY MAME IS IN YOU MOUTH YOUR GONNA HEAR THE PHRASE “KELSTON WHAT”.Also she won’t leave you alone is if you don’t tell why HER NAME IS IN YA MOUTH 👌🏾
Kelston is a glitty dancer.
Kelston by @funsized.kelzz.__ January 2, 2018
socially awkward
cannibilistic
non existant
ponies
food
ke$ha
....kelsate=watching 2 seasons of mlp in like a month
kelsate by kkkkeelllsaaaaaaaate November 8, 2011
a suburb in West Auckland. Located Near New Lynn, Green Bay And Block House Bay...
"Once A Kelstonian, Always A Kelstonian"
"818 What"
Kelston by Kelstons Finest Teine March 19, 2007

kelston boys high school

A school where Brotherhood and Excellence is a pre-eminent essence. A school where the skin colours: Black, Yellow or White does not affect how one is treated. A school where no brother is left behind. Once a Kelstonian always a Kelstonian therefore they will forever remain as Brothers. The K will never come down. "To Wisdom With Honour". Follow this Kelstonian on Instagram though: @hazzzajordan
so you're from Kelston Boys High School? Malo doko/uso/brother
The name my mother has given her self and now refers to her self in only third person. Every time something gay happens that she perceives is cool she says "that's kelster way." But this problem is of hers has caused a ruckus in the family. Today she is the gayest person to ever gay.
* something gay happens*
* The Kelster perceives it as cool *
" that's the kelster way"
Kelster by Baavisakerr June 14, 2016
Kelston, is very funny and is amazing to talk to. He can be annoying at times but, is a great person to be around. With his witty and charismatic personality he can get you out of a rough day, and make you laugh. He is very extroverted and makes friends easily, when you're his friend you'll always want to be by his side.
kelston is sooooo, FUNNY and hawtttt
Kelston by Jerky Robinson January 1, 2023
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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