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Kelster

The name my mother has given her self and now refers to her self in only third person. Every time something gay happens that she perceives is cool she says "that's kelster way." But this problem is of hers has caused a ruckus in the family. Today she is the gayest person to ever gay.
* something gay happens*
* The Kelster perceives it as cool *
" that's the kelster way"
by Baavisakerr June 14, 2016
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Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”
by Crayson February 8, 2019
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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020
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Kelsier

AKA, Lord of The Mist or The Survivor of Hathsin, Kelsier is a 30-something year old Skaa thief, serial killer, fraudulent impersonator and mass murderer. Who, under the effect of the drugs known as allomantic metals, keeps raving about hope and friendship. He indoctrinated a teenage girl into his gang of outlaws to profit from her abilities i his quest to kill God.
Notable Achievements: Standing face to face with two Gods, and punching one of them; Being literally too angry to die (twice); throwing the land into economic and political chaos by destroying its only source of Atium, a very important part of the economy; Triggerig the literal apocalypse.
Kelsier:"Hey kid, drink this vial full of alcohol and heavy metals. It'll give ya superpowers."
Vin:"Sounds legit."
by StormingCrab August 16, 2021
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soupy keister

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022
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Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security
by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009
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keyster

a verb for storing contraband in your rectum, common in prison
“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008
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