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Kellya by Oofing oofer December 15, 2019
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Kelly on christmas
Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc
I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.
Kelly on christmas by white d'angelo January 3, 2014
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Kellyanne Conartist
A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.
Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist
Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017
Charlie Kelly
Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.
Charlie Kelly is God.
Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."
Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."
Charlie Kelly by jshrubz April 25, 2011
kellyanned
When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.
Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!
kellyanned by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017
Kellyanne Conway
I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017
R Kelly Syndrome
The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.
R Kelly Syndrome by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013
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Pee Calculus
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