KellyAalsethWhite 

An illness of being severely jealous and obsessed with a girl on TikTok who is a complete stranger to you. It ties in with also being a hating b*tch that is given a hypothetical crown in which named one the “queen of projection.” A KellyAalsethWhite immediately makes one a walking contradiction. Anyone with the KellyAalsethWhite disease will feel so holier than thou that they may degrade and ridicule a struggling single mother for going through a rough time financially, however, brings in her income by using her mouth as a goal to catch jizzballs and broadcasting it on the internet. Side effects of this disease include making you 100% low key racist, as well as a p*ssy scary clown who privates their accounts and talks sh*t on people who are sitting on their block list. There have been studies that this disease can be prevented if you avoid wish.com colored contacts.

Synonyms for this word include: Misfitpatriotsdivacup
Yourfutureexwife4

Allzackshavesmallpeens
Kellncheeseluv

I’ve caught a bad case of KellyAalsethWhite.

KellyAalsethWhite by ItsMEDUSAbtch May 22, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008