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An annoying-yet-cute girl, usually in her late teens to early twenties, who works at a mall kiosk and calls out to unsuspecting passers-by in an attempt to convince them to buy something.
No matter how many times I walk by, the Cingular keeotch tries to get me to look at the damn Blackberries.
keeotch by SpiffyMarc April 10, 2007
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keeon • keeona • Keeo • Keeoh • Keeoka • Keeolan • keeomara • keeoni • Keeonno • keeop
A sexy human being who is the best person to be around
He looks like his name is Keeon
Keeon by DatboiK December 11, 2019

C9 Keeoh 

Me: Hey dude, have you been watching C9 Keeoh play Valorant lately?
Friend: Yea, he hit Radiant Rank recently!
Me: AWESOME!
C9 Keeoh by forwxrds November 25, 2020
Pretty , Cute ,Funny Girl she's loyal and trustworthy has her friends back no matter what . Nice shape. Always has a boyfriend .
Your looking like a keeoni today
keeoni by Keeoni November 25, 2017
Keeona is the type of person to really try and be there for people, but if she knows the people she is standing up for is fake she'll immediately stop. So, Keeona is a type of person nit to mess with. She could also be quiet at times and keep to herself, so she'll hardly gossip about other people unless sge feels safe and comfortable around the person. She is a very kind, beautiful, smart, and loving person. Her personality is very outgoing too.
Johnny: Hey are you still thinking about asking out that girl keeona?
Mathew: Of course she is perfect in every way and she is definatley my type.
Johhny: Well good luck
Keeona by coochiemandaddy365 November 9, 2020
Mixed girl with big butt
That girl has a big butt it must be keeona
keeona by Gig it March 5, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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