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Boy with a massive shlong and great hair. Usually has the best personality. Secretly in love with Ryan Reynolds.
"He is a total Keeolan"
Keeolan by harrycox69420 November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
Someone you most likely had a crush on all through out highschool. Smart and funny. A bit of a nerd and always fun to be around. Comes off extroverted but always likes their alone time. Is very kind and understanding. Will always have your back. Has an amazing taste in music. You will always want to see them smiling. You can listen to Keelan go on for hours about almost anything and be interested in what they say because of how charming they are.
Keelan is so amazing
Keelan by LunaHemlock March 17, 2019
He's a super sweet guy and acts really crazy in front of his crush. Keelans go for girls beginning with th eletters " S, R, L or T. He can be slightly dumb but is really funny.
Wow! That guy is so funny!

Yep he's a keelan!
keelan by Sweetchair March 11, 2018
1.the hottest guy ever that everyone wants
2.sexy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold
person1.)omg! sex-bomb!! he is such a keelan..
keelan by hot x0 October 15, 2008

keiolani 

Beautiful, funny, and kind. But also can be very Ditzy. The most trustworthy friend and a great listener. But struggles with too many insecurities.
That girl is such a Keiolani.
Keiolani is the best person I know. I’m glad to have a friend like that.
keiolani by KanakaAttackaaa December 25, 2017

Keelan Fowler 

A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.
P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me

P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler

P1 - Yeah your right he probably is
Keelan Fowler by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019
A black guy but he acts like the whitest guy ever, good at basketball. Not the hottest guy ever but loves everyone and is so sweet he would literally do anything for anyone. He is THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER! kind of petty but not in a bad way and is super fun to hangout with
1. "Omg keelan your so fucking funny.
2. "Everyone Keelans friend its not fair."
keelan by superfunhotdogman July 9, 2017
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