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A pet name for a loved one derived from the Polish translation meaning "cat" or "kitty". Used just as "baby" or "sweetheart" is to convey affection.
"I'm sorry keetcha! I didn't want to sleep with your sorority sister. She forced me."
keetcha by DaveyDoo March 8, 2008
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also pronounced as '' key-och''
chavs use this word to say if something is good.
synonyms: sick,awsome, lit
john: I went to the park
alex: *slaps knee* keotch then
keotch by SCRUPT July 2, 2018
another word for cooch/vagina

also used in roman terms as the mighty gay butt rapeist
also in the black terms dildo made from rusty metal
keetch ohhh yes give it to me up my anus

ohh i love putting my male keetch up my male anus

oh i like my keetch so wet with hot sauce
Keetch by czech butt June 27, 2010
(Verb) Keetch, or Keet- To be quick with a comeback, to leave no pause,and to react immediately.

(Noun) Keetcher, or Keetchy- some one who has an immediate response.
your momma is so fat she couldn't get out of the bathroom door"(Reply)"Then how did she get in the bathroom" (Keetch Reply)"Crisco oil.
keetch by TheTrueOneSkip July 9, 2010
Like cutsie que. cutie patooti. I don’t know it’s keetchy
Why is biking classes called spinning classes, because spin sounds keetchy.
Keetchy by Smellyburs December 15, 2018

keemotch 

It means when you are doing keemotchy things with your girl, on the down low when no one knows.
I’ll take you home indigenously😉and keemotchy
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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