An annoying-yet-cute girl, usually in her late teens to early twenties, who works at a mall kiosk and calls out to unsuspecting passers-by in an attempt to convince them to buy something.
No matter how many times I walk by, the Cingular keeotch tries to get me to look at the damn Blackberries.
by SpiffyMarc April 10, 2007
Get the keeotch mug.A pet name for a loved one derived from the Polish translation meaning "cat" or "kitty". Used just as "baby" or "sweetheart" is to convey affection.
by DaveyDoo March 8, 2008
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chavs use this word to say if something is good.
synonyms: sick,awsome, lit
chavs use this word to say if something is good.
synonyms: sick,awsome, lit
by SCRUPT July 2, 2018
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also used in roman terms as the mighty gay butt rapeist
also in the black terms dildo made from rusty metal
also used in roman terms as the mighty gay butt rapeist
also in the black terms dildo made from rusty metal
keetch ohhh yes give it to me up my anus
ohh i love putting my male keetch up my male anus
oh i like my keetch so wet with hot sauce
ohh i love putting my male keetch up my male anus
oh i like my keetch so wet with hot sauce
by czech butt June 27, 2010
Get the Keetch mug.(Verb) Keetch, or Keet- To be quick with a comeback, to leave no pause,and to react immediately.
(Noun) Keetcher, or Keetchy- some one who has an immediate response.
(Noun) Keetcher, or Keetchy- some one who has an immediate response.
your momma is so fat she couldn't get out of the bathroom door"(Reply)"Then how did she get in the bathroom" (Keetch Reply)"Crisco oil.
by TheTrueOneSkip July 9, 2010
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