Keenstein

Word To Describe how far you are from your TV/Computer Screen

"What is your Keenstein Today?"
"Pretty Bad, About 22 Cm"

by Alosull Bihtsposts October 13, 2023

carmilla karnstein

The best lesbian vampire you will ever encounter. She knows everything about the philosophy & her style is edgy af.

Jane: hey did you watch the latest Carmilla episode?
Katy: of course I did! Carmilla Karnstein is so insightful and badass.

Jane: I know! Carmilla and Laura Hollis are my OTP

by Chlarke February 28, 2016

kerstein

Kerstein is a beautiful, fun, smart, girl who is always the talk around town because she's just that amazing. girls are always jealous of her and the boys love her, you better watch out ladies she'll take your man!

Kerstein you are so awesome

by Amoursunshine December 21, 2016

Keersten

Keersten; a hot mixed girl who is thick asf and doesnt need a man to please her. She has the best personality, always laughing, but can be seen as serious.

Damn look at Keersten over there, she is so fine

by itzzz_kayy March 15, 2018

keestering

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.

When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.

by Ef4 January 15, 2016

keerstin

Awesome and loves to bake. She would have brown eyes, thick hair, ushally a type of brown color.

Keerstin has such a pretty color of hair

by 21_chick November 20, 2014

The Fran-kenstein Challenge

To assemble a group of males within an office and deliberate what sum of money it would take to have video taped anal sex with a 40-pump lumber jack thrust minimum with possibly the ugliest man-woman alive. You must smile the entire time during the sex act and may NOT be under any drug/alcohol influence. The winning bidder is to receive the amount of money agreed upon in unmarked, tax-free cash. The taped video is then to be displayed on a sex website for everyone to see.

I can't believe that Brad lost the rights to The Fran-kenstein Challenge to Pete by only $100.00. Pete had the biggest Rodriguez smile ever when he was counting all those hundreds.

by 7113 June 20, 2009