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Keenstein 

Word To Describe how far you are from your TV/Computer Screen
"What is your Keenstein Today?"
"Pretty Bad, About 22 Cm"
Keenstein by Alosull Bihtsposts October 13, 2023
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carmilla karnstein 

The best lesbian vampire you will ever encounter. She knows everything about the philosophy & her style is edgy af.
Jane: hey did you watch the latest Carmilla episode?
Katy: of course I did! Carmilla Karnstein is so insightful and badass.

Jane: I know! Carmilla and Laura Hollis are my OTP
carmilla karnstein by Chlarke February 28, 2016

kerstein 

Kerstein is a beautiful, fun, smart, girl who is always the talk around town because she's just that amazing. girls are always jealous of her and the boys love her, you better watch out ladies she'll take your man!
Kerstein you are so awesome
kerstein by Amoursunshine December 21, 2016
Keersten; a hot mixed girl who is thick asf and doesnt need a man to please her. She has the best personality, always laughing, but can be seen as serious.
Damn look at Keersten over there, she is so fine
Keersten by itzzz_kayy March 15, 2018

keestering 

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.
When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.
keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016

keerstin 

Awesome and loves to bake. She would have brown eyes, thick hair, ushally a type of brown color.
Keerstin has such a pretty color of hair
keerstin by 21_chick November 20, 2014

The Fran-kenstein Challenge 

To assemble a group of males within an office and deliberate what sum of money it would take to have video taped anal sex with a 40-pump lumber jack thrust minimum with possibly the ugliest man-woman alive. You must smile the entire time during the sex act and may NOT be under any drug/alcohol influence. The winning bidder is to receive the amount of money agreed upon in unmarked, tax-free cash. The taped video is then to be displayed on a sex website for everyone to see.
I can't believe that Brad lost the rights to The Fran-kenstein Challenge to Pete by only $100.00. Pete had the biggest Rodriguez smile ever when he was counting all those hundreds.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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