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carmilla karnstein 

The best lesbian vampire you will ever encounter. She knows everything about the philosophy & her style is edgy af.
Jane: hey did you watch the latest Carmilla episode?
Katy: of course I did! Carmilla Karnstein is so insightful and badass.

Jane: I know! Carmilla and Laura Hollis are my OTP
carmilla karnstein by Chlarke February 28, 2016

kerstein 

Kerstein is a beautiful, fun, smart, girl who is always the talk around town because she's just that amazing. girls are always jealous of her and the boys love her, you better watch out ladies she'll take your man!
Kerstein you are so awesome
kerstein by Amoursunshine December 21, 2016
Keersten; a hot mixed girl who is thick asf and doesnt need a man to please her. She has the best personality, always laughing, but can be seen as serious.
Damn look at Keersten over there, she is so fine
Keersten by itzzz_kayy March 15, 2018

keestering 

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.
When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.
keestering by Ef4 January 15, 2016

keerstin 

Awesome and loves to bake. She would have brown eyes, thick hair, ushally a type of brown color.
Keerstin has such a pretty color of hair
keerstin by 21_chick November 20, 2014

The Fran-kenstein Challenge 

To assemble a group of males within an office and deliberate what sum of money it would take to have video taped anal sex with a 40-pump lumber jack thrust minimum with possibly the ugliest man-woman alive. You must smile the entire time during the sex act and may NOT be under any drug/alcohol influence. The winning bidder is to receive the amount of money agreed upon in unmarked, tax-free cash. The taped video is then to be displayed on a sex website for everyone to see.
I can't believe that Brad lost the rights to The Fran-kenstein Challenge to Pete by only $100.00. Pete had the biggest Rodriguez smile ever when he was counting all those hundreds.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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