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Keenan'd 

When your dealer adds rat poison or fentanyl to your xanax, or fucks you over in general.
Just got keenan'd for my coke again.
Keenan'd by xXBadGuy June 23, 2019
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Keegan d. 

Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.
Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho
Keegan d. by Tearek hater November 5, 2022

Keenan Draper 

A weird, creepy ass motherfucker that is chill but gives off a rapist vibe at the same time. He is a master at wine making, and is a professional clapper. Has know idea what he is talking about, but goes on anyways and makes himself sound like a complete dumbass. Classified as Hippy Hick.
That guy is a weirdo! He must be a Keenan Draper
Keenan Draper by Dick fart420 May 30, 2018

kenan and kel'd 

following a threesome with one girl and two black guys, the girl is said to have been "kenan and kel'd".
to be sexed up by two black people.
"damn my ass hurts, i got kenan and kel'd last night."
kenan and kel'd by veh-jay-jay January 22, 2009

dirty keenan 

When you put your face in between your girlfriends butt crack and motor boat her cheeks
Lay down on your stomach so I can give you this dirty Keenan
dirty keenan by Mocha Robinson October 6, 2019

David Keenan 

Peg legged monkey who's wank at fortnite
That David Keenan kid hum dings
David Keenan by Nanjdog22 October 12, 2018

national keegan day 

this is a local keegans day on january 6th. enjoy it, it may be his last👀
john-bro did you hear?
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed
national keegan day by bigjoe56 January 4, 2023
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