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Keegan d. 

Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.
Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho
Keegan d. by Tearek hater November 5, 2022

Keenan Draper 

A weird, creepy ass motherfucker that is chill but gives off a rapist vibe at the same time. He is a master at wine making, and is a professional clapper. Has know idea what he is talking about, but goes on anyways and makes himself sound like a complete dumbass. Classified as Hippy Hick.
That guy is a weirdo! He must be a Keenan Draper
Keenan Draper by Dick fart420 May 30, 2018

kenan and kel'd 

following a threesome with one girl and two black guys, the girl is said to have been "kenan and kel'd".
to be sexed up by two black people.
"damn my ass hurts, i got kenan and kel'd last night."
kenan and kel'd by veh-jay-jay January 22, 2009

dirty keenan 

When you put your face in between your girlfriends butt crack and motor boat her cheeks
Lay down on your stomach so I can give you this dirty Keenan
dirty keenan by Mocha Robinson October 6, 2019

David Keenan 

Peg legged monkey who's wank at fortnite
That David Keenan kid hum dings
David Keenan by Nanjdog22 October 12, 2018

national keegan day 

this is a local keegans day on january 6th. enjoy it, it may be his last👀
john-bro did you hear?
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed
national keegan day by bigjoe56 January 4, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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