veh-jay-jay's definitions

kenan and kel'd

following a threesome with one girl and two black guys, the girl is said to have been "kenan and kel'd".
to be sexed up by two black people.

"damn my ass hurts, i got kenan and kel'd last night."

by veh-jay-jay January 22, 2009

masturbation station

a location or area in the home where someone most frequently masturbates. This is usually a chair in front of a home computer where internet porn can be accessed.

im feeling a little stressed.. i think i need 7 or 8 minutes alone at the masturbation station.

by veh-jay-jay January 18, 2009

Booka T'd

Named after the famous WWE wrestler. the act of role play during sexual intercourse whereby a white girl is having sex with a white man, but pretends she is being banged by a black guy. After this, the girl is said to have been "Booka T'd".

"Dude, I totally made my girlfriend pretend i was black while I banged her last night - her ass got Booka T'd!"

by veh-jay-jay January 5, 2009

Booker T'd

Named after the famous WWE wrestler. the act of role play during sexual intercourse whereby a white girl is having sex with a white man, but pretends she is being banged by a black guy. After this, the girl is said to have been "Booker T'd".

"Dude, I totally made my girlfriend pretend i was black while I banged her last night - her ass got Booker T'd!"

by veh-jay-jay January 5, 2009

Murder a Brown Snake

to take a dump. the brown snake is of course metaphorical of feces due to their similar shapes.

excuse me gentlemen, I need to go murder a brown snake.

by veh-jay-jay February 16, 2009