KebabMeat 

The Elongated shrivelled labia of a mature woman

"she's alright for an old bird, i'd suck on her KebabMeat"

KebabMeat by Stone Island wearing non chav November 3, 2005

kebabminton 

A sport involving consuming a kebab, followed shortly by a game of badminton

Hey Fred, fancy a game of kebabminton tonight?

Sure thing Tom, let's swing by that Lebanese place on Edgware Road then head on to the sports centre

kebabminton by TheSingingTroll September 29, 2010

Kebabating 

Something to do with kebab and masturbating at the same time

My friend said hes the lord of kebab and masturbating. Kebabating

Kebabating by 131313131313131313131313 January 23, 2021

Kebabatunity

1. n When a male has a prime opportunity to attempt a kebabbing (or aggressive oral sex) on a nearby female (or male) which he is currently attempting to woo.

The best way to exploit a kebabatunity is to reach for the vagina and see how it goes.

Lad A - Dude you and (Female A) were getting pretty close
Lad B - Yeah it went pretty well
Lad A - That was such a Kebabatunity!

Kebabatunity by Spam-a-lott December 29, 2010

KebabDestroyer228

Also known as best polish modder in game for phones and tablets fulfilled with 12 year old kids called Critical Ops. He is also very kind helping others for free.

-Who is KebabDestroyer228?
-The best polish modder in Critical Ops
-ok (im flabbergasted)

KebabDestroyer228 by randomkid777 June 20, 2022

KebabMouth BlowJob 

A blowjob in which the giver of the BJ has a mouth full of kebab meat, and maybe some pita bread and salad.

Lads, I got this amazing KebabMouth Blowjob off this fat bird outside the chippy the other night!

KebabMouth BlowJob by KMBJ Productions April 4, 2009

Kebabbert

Kebabbert is a typical Chihuahua owner.

Kebabbert's Chihuahua
Pocket sized warrior dog.
The most dangerous enemy is the one you don't fear.

Kebabbert by Kebabbert July 14, 2007