Kebabath

A day of the week in which a kebab or outside food must be consumed.

Celebrated in office culture typically in the western hemisphere.

Normally celebrated on a Thursday in prelude to the coming weekend

Dont bring your sandwiches in tomorrow as its the kebabath

by TheQue June 25, 2009

Kebabating

Something to do with kebab and masturbating at the same time

My friend said hes the lord of kebab and masturbating. Kebabating

by 131313131313131313131313 January 23, 2021

Kebabatunity

1. n When a male has a prime opportunity to attempt a kebabbing (or aggressive oral sex) on a nearby female (or male) which he is currently attempting to woo.

The best way to exploit a kebabatunity is to reach for the vagina and see how it goes.

Lad A - Dude you and (Female A) were getting pretty close
Lad B - Yeah it went pretty well
Lad A - That was such a Kebabatunity!

by Spam-a-lott December 29, 2010

Kebabaholism

The mental and physiological necessity for a variety of spit-roasted kebab meat after consuming large quantities of alcohol. A person afflicted with kebabaholism (a kebabaholic) will seek the nearest takeaway to satisfy their deepest needs.

The student's kebabaholism took hold after his sixth pint forcing him to scrounge and beg for £2.20 in order to obtain his sweet release

by smadgers October 20, 2010