Keally 

Look up the word cool in the dictionary and you'll find his picture. The most amazing guy ever, knows how to treat a girl right! Is extraordinary/beyond amazing in bed! Funny,sexy, and smart. Could get any girl he wants! Major player but nobody cares because he's so damn sexy. Really the embodiment of an all-around man that everyone should look up to.

Girl: Keally smiled at me during lunch today. I think my heart melted. I want his babies!
Other Girl: No way! He's mine. I called dibs!

Keally by SecretCrush2011 April 15, 2011

Keally 

a sensitive lady that makes everything go over the top!!! A woman who will do any thing to be the center of attention. A lady who thinks she can cook but, everybody knows she can't.

Ughh why you have to be such a keally.

Keally by curly.gurl.kay December 6, 2016

Keally 

A Beautiful Women who is secretly desired by many. Timid and Shy but kind to all. Wild in bed but Classy and respectable in person. She is the one you want to marry.

Keally is the love of my life, I just wish she new I existed.

Keally by Iminlove12029 November 23, 2021

Kelly on christmas 

Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc

I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.

Kelly on christmas by white d'angelo January 3, 2014

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Charlie Kelly 

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.

Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."

Charlie Kelly by jshrubz April 25, 2011

kellyanned 

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

kellyanned by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017