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Scott Kazmir

A promising lefty pitcher who got traded by the Mets for some guy who can't throw strikes and has a shitload of arm problems.
5 shutout innings. What do you have to say for yourself Wilpon? Prepared to be cursed by the Curse of Scott Kazmor!
Scott Kazmir by somedude August 25, 2004
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The sweetest boy in the world with a smile that could light up a room, but don’t be fooled he can be one of the most ruthless people to ever cross your path. Kazmires are the best boyfriends to have and will love you until the end. He is one of the funniest people you will ever meet but is also the most heart broken
My boyfriend is a real Kazmire, and I love it.
kazmire by Gloomysunrise69 October 19, 2019
Kamaira is a very pretty girl that has loads of friends and is always changing her bestfriends. She’s very funny and popular. She’s also fake asf but she don’t care about anyone’s option. Thinks she’s better than everyone at her school. She loves dancing and she’s totally nice when your close to her. She’ll make you laugh your lungs out.
Girl: “She’s so fake, oh my god!”
Girl 2: “Then she’s a Kamaira.”
Kamaira by yourrmomsgayy June 12, 2019

kazmiras 

Kaz is short for Kazmiras he is the most handsome and kindest boy in the world and he tries to make petiole happy when they need it. Even though he can be very annoying everyone still loves him
I love you kazmiras ❤️

kazmarta 

The meaning of love. To know what love is
Well you can definitely say you've been kazmartad now.
I think I'm kazmarta about this girl.
kazmarta by Almightycupid23 September 4, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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