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Scott Kazmir

A promising lefty pitcher who got traded by the Mets for some guy who can't throw strikes and has a shitload of arm problems.
5 shutout innings. What do you have to say for yourself Wilpon? Prepared to be cursed by the Curse of Scott Kazmor!
Scott Kazmir by somedude August 25, 2004
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kazmiras 

Kaz is short for Kazmiras he is the most handsome and kindest boy in the world and he tries to make petiole happy when they need it. Even though he can be very annoying everyone still loves him
I love you kazmiras ❤️
Myra is drinking kazeire
kazeire by Myra Kwera March 2, 2021
they stands put from most people they can be themselves even sometimes they don’t want to be. they are sweet, nice, kind, caring, well known. they deserve the world and many people wanna be like them
i love Kamirey they’re so pretty
Kamirey by Anahi 💞 October 12, 2021
Majestic woman/ The first woman to have her own name. Beautiful inside and out, embraces herself as a woman to a top tier despite what anyone else thinks of her. Very spirited full of life and adventure. Kazmier stands up for herself when she strongly stands by something she’s passionate about and is an uplifting light to guide others. But her internal strength can come off as slightly formidable when being tested, but can be overly sensitive when not taken seriously. Kazmier is also known to be very unique and too honest which can be a good thing and a bad thing, she has a very creative mindset and is particular about how she wants things. She’s also a very loving and caring person who enjoys giving it to others. But will take it all back once she feels betrayed. She tends to struggle with love due to giving too much and not receiving the same in return or trying to manipulate and tame her instead of embracing her.
Kazmier stands out like the vibrant moon surrounded by darkness and continues glow to give others guidance.
Kazmier by Kazmier November 23, 2021
Majestic woman/ The first woman to have her own name. Beautiful inside and out, embraces herself as a woman to a top tier despite what anyone else thinks of her. Very spirited full of life and adventure. Kazmier stands up for herself when she strongly stands by something she’s passionate about and is an uplifting light to guide others. But her internal strength can come off as slightly formidable when being tested, but can be overly sensitive when not taken seriously. Kazmier is also known to be very unique and too honest which can be a good thing and a bad thing, she has a very creative mindset and is particular about how she wants things. She’s also a very loving and caring person who enjoys giving it to others. But will take it all back once she feels betrayed. She tends to struggle with love due to giving too much and not receiving the same in return or trying to manipulate and tame her instead of embracing her.
Kazmier stands out like the vibrant moon surrounded by darkness and continues glow to give others guidance.
Kazmier by Kazmier November 23, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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