Kawwy is smart and full of wisdom. He is the type of person who always has answers to your questions, solutions to your excuses. Not anyone can hold a conversation with Kawwy due to his deep way of thinking. Kawwy is very committed to his relationships.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.