Katiuska is an ancient word for awesome. Created by demigods in ancient Egypt, Katiuska is a term often used for people who are just the absolute best. Also they tend to have an extraordinary laugh.
My Katimuggle friends don't understand why making a dozen loaves of bread is fun. Since returning to real life, I've had to stop referring to the millions of inside jokes with my Katimafamily because my Katimuggle friends don't understand.
A katibeth falls for one very quickly and has no problem causing ones' roommates to "cross swords." She will hook up with atleast 2 of your 4 roommates until giving you the attention and eventually falling in love with you. She doesn't mean to hurt or harm, she just wants her hairy cooter tickled.
Lenny: Dude, didnt katibeth hook up with like half your roomies?
Mike: yeah, but we're like toats in love now. and she goes down on me like 5 times a week
Lenny: damn, thats awesome...doesnt she have a hairy cooter?
Mike: She did, but not anymore...katibeth cleaned up for me :)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.