Katiuska is an ancient word for awesome. Created by demigods in ancient Egypt, Katiuska is a term often used for people who are just the absolute best. Also they tend to have an extraordinary laugh.
My Katimuggle friends don't understand why making a dozen loaves of bread is fun. Since returning to real life, I've had to stop referring to the millions of inside jokes with my Katimafamily because my Katimuggle friends don't understand.
A katibeth falls for one very quickly and has no problem causing ones' roommates to "cross swords." She will hook up with atleast 2 of your 4 roommates until giving you the attention and eventually falling in love with you. She doesn't mean to hurt or harm, she just wants her hairy cooter tickled.
Lenny: Dude, didnt katibeth hook up with like half your roomies?
Mike: yeah, but we're like toats in love now. and she goes down on me like 5 times a week
Lenny: damn, thats awesome...doesnt she have a hairy cooter?
Mike: She did, but not anymore...katibeth cleaned up for me :)