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Kateland is a unique person. While she is very creative and friendly, she is also cunning and manipulative. Kateland is a good friend and always there when you need her, no matter what. Some of the stories Kateland tells are exaggerated, and should not always be believed. Kateland is smart and funny, but overconfident. She may come off to other people as cocky or self-centered, but she has good intentions.
I don't know if I should believe your story, it sounds like something Kateland would say.
Kateland by kklaboosh May 1, 2011

kaneland 

A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.
That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland
kaneland by marijuana101 January 22, 2020
A cute girl you want to be seen with she is a little shy at first but once you get to know her she is a funny bubbly person! She is always there for you when you are feeling down, and is very loyal
Person 1: omg katelan is so sweet
Person2: I know and pretty
katelan by Barny34 August 30, 2017

Katelynd 

She is a very special person that always over thinks and doubts herself. But she is the person that you want to have close to you because she can give you great solutions to almost every problem you have.
Geese going through a divorce is hard , I need to talk to my friend Katelynd
Katelynd by The lonely person October 16, 2019

Kaneland 

A school district in Illinois that has many shooting threats. It has a familiar smell of shit in the morning when you get off the bus. There is a thousand dollar water tower that is never in-use. There is also a dinosaur sculpture, that is rumoured to cost three thousand dollars or a student made it in a blow off welding class. In the near future, we are getting an electronic board that cost three million dollars from all the vending machine money. It will have the directions on how to get into the school, "GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!" It has alot of various cliques, like EMOs, Preps, Emo/Preps, Cheerleaders, Poms (wanna-be cheerleaders), Jocks, Football Playas, ect.

Rivals are: Geneva, Batavia, Dekalb, ect.

Famous Graduates: PJ FLECK (camp at Kaneland, pro-football player); Casey Crosby (blonde haired kid that plays baseball for the Detroit Tigers); Eric (from Eric and Kathy: in the morning, 101.9); ect.

Famous for: the Bus Scandal, 8 snow days per year, school shooting threats (for like three weeks), construction of the new middle school, 8th grade in high school, the food fight, the district towns (Elburn, Sugar Grove, Maple Park, Virgil, Aurora, Montgomery, Batavia), expensive parking spots, awesome security guards and cameras, lesbian bus drivers.
John: I go to Kaneland.
Matt (Batavia Rival): Kaneland suuuuucks.
John: We have a cool water tower & dinosaur, suckkka.

Nick: Dude, Ken, I think my bus driver likes me.
Ken : Dude, Nick, she is a dyke.

Lindsay: Do you listen to Eric and Kathy?
Benjamin: All the time, girl frannn.
Lindsay: Eric went to Kaneland.
Benjamin: Wow, he's famous.

C.J.: Dude, my mom almost forgot to walk to the front door.
Ken: I am SO glad we have that million dollar sign coming.
C.J.: Oh yes, thank god everyone at kaneland is fat.

Suzy: It costs $150 to park in the lot!
Wanda: Take the bus.
Suzy: My bus driver is a lesbian, though.
Wanda: Atleast we have a cool sign!

Joe: Hey Kimmy, close your fucking legs. You smell like shit.
Kimmy: Joe, Fuck off! That's the smell of Kaneland! Dickhead.
Joe: Kimmy, go eat some high in trans-fat french fries from our cafetaria. and go fuck your lesbo busdriver.

Cosmo: We have a snow day tomorrow.
Thomas: How do you know?
Cosmo: I'm going to deflate all the tires.
Thomas: AHAHAHAHAAHHA. That's rich, like ovaltine.

Marissa: Omg, I have yellow spots all over me!
Chihuahua: OMG! THE SENIORS DID A GAY PRANK, WITH PAINTBALLS!
Marissa: How un-original, they should have thrown underwear all over the front of the school.
Chihuahua: They did that the day after, because they are so coooool!
Marissa: I heard that johnny, had to pick it all up.
Chihuahua: Holy shit, it's friday! I have to recycle!

Bobby: I'm going to PJ Fleck's Camp this Summer!
Nate: That is a waste of money, you won't even make the team.
Bobby: SHUT 'YO MOUF!
Kaneland by Yolanda LaFonda June 19, 2008
Katelan's are stunning , caring , out going girls. Katelan's are often found in the popular groups due to every guy wants a katelan because of there stunning looks. Katelan's are not afraid to get down and dirty and have a crazy time.if you ever come across a katelan ,shes a keeper everyone wants a katealn due to how loyal she is and will never let you down . Katelan's always make you feel happy when with them and truly know how to love someone .Katelan's only say things they mean. if any guy has a katelan in there life they should keep because every guy in the world wants one. You need to remind Katelan's how lucky you are to have them over wise they over think and reckon they are letting you down . Katelan's compare them self's to over girls and think they are not good enough but clearly they are .... Katelan's can be nasty but only when you hurt them . Make sure you love and treat your katelan well and guys remember Katelan's are good at getting down and dirty .
'i love katelan'
'shes stunning'
'katelan want to get down and dirty'
katelan by hahahasotrue1234 October 23, 2018