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Kamehameshockha

The ultimate in sexual forplay. the act involves the man to be below or at a right angle to the woman. The male then proceeds to widen his footing with one foot in front and one behind with a shoulder distance between them. The man then places both arms straight infront on himself with palms facing foward and begins to yell "kame" (slowly). Taking both arms to one side with the hands coming into the 'shocker' hand shape (palms touching and index,middle and pinkey fingers out with ring finger locked with one another) the man then says "hame" (again slowly). Finally the man drive his now super powered shocker into the womans vagina yelling at the top of his lungs "SHOCKAHAAAAAAAAAA", causing her body to explode in a orgy of extacy.
Kamehameshockha

Woman: hey baby, why dont you make me feel special tonight

Man: you asked for it Kaaaaaame, haaaaame

Woman: what the hel-

man: SHOCKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Woman: OH GOD THE POWER LEVELS OVER NINE THOUSAND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (woman consumed in an all powerful light)
Kamehameshockha by canadiaman January 4, 2010
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