Skip to main content

Karionette 

Passive spouse of a Karen who allows Karen to have two voices in any discussion. So crippled by their relationship that they yell from the rooftop, "she wants to see the manager!!"
I just wanted to order some food, but the Karionette, broken by his own lack of manhood, wouldn't let the waitress leave until his wife received her lemon kissed white claw in a glass.
Karionette by Ughkarens August 3, 2020
Words you can keep

Karionette 

Passive spouse of a Karen who allows Karen to have two voices in any discussion. So crippled by their relationship that they yell from the rooftop, "she wants to see the manager!!"
I just wanted to order some food, but the Karionette, broken by his own lack of manhood, wouldn't let the waitress leave until his wife received her lemon kissed white claw I'm a glass.
Karionette by Ughkarens August 3, 2020

Testicle Marionette 

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
Testicle Marionette by ta4877 November 11, 2009

marionette 

wooden, lifeless doll manipulated by hidden string pullers who put words in his mouth while living vicariously through his actions
"At least Al Gore can pop a woody, unlike that Texas marionette"
marionette by Laura Bush April 28, 2003

The Marionette 

while two people are passed out drunk a third party makes the two aforementioned parties participate in sexual acts on each other.
I just marionette those two drunk people, i think they enjoyed the marionette
The Marionette by master of puppets December 9, 2012

Karenette 

Noun. A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.
In other news a 21 year old Karenette was arrested for drunk driving. What’s a Karenette? A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.
Karenette by B-rizzle May 7, 2023

Marionette 

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.
I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.
Marionette by CocoSantango August 17, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
Next