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Karionette 

Passive spouse of a Karen who allows Karen to have two voices in any discussion. So crippled by their relationship that they yell from the rooftop, "she wants to see the manager!!"
I just wanted to order some food, but the Karionette, broken by his own lack of manhood, wouldn't let the waitress leave until his wife received her lemon kissed white claw in a glass.
Karionette by Ughkarens August 3, 2020
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Karionette 

Passive spouse of a Karen who allows Karen to have two voices in any discussion. So crippled by their relationship that they yell from the rooftop, "she wants to see the manager!!"
I just wanted to order some food, but the Karionette, broken by his own lack of manhood, wouldn't let the waitress leave until his wife received her lemon kissed white claw I'm a glass.
Karionette by Ughkarens August 3, 2020

Testicle Marionette 

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
Testicle Marionette by ta4877 November 11, 2009

marionette 

wooden, lifeless doll manipulated by hidden string pullers who put words in his mouth while living vicariously through his actions
"At least Al Gore can pop a woody, unlike that Texas marionette"
marionette by Laura Bush April 28, 2003

The Marionette 

while two people are passed out drunk a third party makes the two aforementioned parties participate in sexual acts on each other.
I just marionette those two drunk people, i think they enjoyed the marionette

Karenette 

Noun. A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.
In other news a 21 year old Karenette was arrested for drunk driving. What’s a Karenette? A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.
Karenette by B-rizzle May 7, 2023

Marionette 

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.
I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.
Marionette by CocoSantango August 17, 2010