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Kapesa
The cutest, cleverest, nicest girl that has ever existed in the world. She may be shy to speak at times, but that doesn't mean that she is not opinionated. She often says, "I have no idea", yet she can instantly reply to questions and tells what she wants given the chance. When she start speaking, she is polite and concise yet articulate. She is good at learning languages, but she does not want to learn all languages out there except the one she would like to learn and feels comfortable with. If there's one thing that bothers her, it would be grammatical errors, whether they are due to ignorance or intended convinience. Also, she is sort of a great foodie when it comes to meats, spicy veggies, Korean quisine; esp beef, spring onions, chilli, seafood jji-gaes.
kazesan
kazesan by justin malone February 6, 2009
Ms Kapetas
Ms Kapetas, the God of Love and happiness, is easily the most beautiful being in the universe. She is often seen with Ms Gondick, her favorite disciple. Ms Kapetas lost half her finger in the African Forests, after she encountered a big buff Arabic man. The big buff Arabic man chopped off her finger, and in retaliation, Ms Kapetas exiled him to C9. He can now be found in the soccer fields, screaming this is bitch, as he still has a severe case of PTSD, from seeing Ms Kapetas's beautiful face. She often hides her face and pretends to be a 200 year old Granny, in order to not make little Latino kids die from her beauty.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
Ms Kapetas by Big Blallus August 27, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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