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Kanvas

A beautiful girl who's probably popular. She has a great smile and always fun to be around. She always knows how to make people laugh and is a social butterfly most of the time. She's confident, smart, pretty, somewhat sassy, and absolutely wonderful. 💗💗
"Kanvas is amazeballs"

"duh everybody knows that Kevin"
by twerkingfordays June 11, 2016
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Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
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Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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kansas city shuffle

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016
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Kaavas

A girl who cares about her Family and life Partner who ended the relationship with Marriage not break up, kind Nature, Emotional, Sensitive.. her favourite songs 80s to 20s, love romantic movies, hardcore detective interested in politics with the centrist mindset.

A decent girl with pure heart 🥺❤
Kaavas is a good girl
by Soloxdelhite November 29, 2021
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Kansas City Earmuffs

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.
by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
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we're not in Kansas anymore

When you're in a place or situation that is outside your comfort zone or scope of understanding. Strange surroundings.
Man #1: Where are we? Everybody's dressed like a bunch of freaks!

Man #2: We're not in Kansas anymore!
by JeremiahBullfrog December 9, 2008
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