Kankist

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A person of seedy character who has a fetish for kankles who makes love to the kankles of others without consent.

A kankle rapist.

Mike's victim was unsuspecting, he saw the ballerina position of the kankles and pounced! He was later arrested and charged for being a kankist

Kankist by KMcontiki July 8, 2011

Words you can keep

Kinkist

Being biased against one's fetishes, or kinks. Basically kink-shaming.

Sarah: I did BDSM with Jack the other day, it was so hot
Cindy: You`re into that shit? You`re such a freak!
Sarah: Shut up, you`re into piss drinking!
Ellen: You guys are so kinkist

Kinkist by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 4, 2020

Related Words

Kankist • kakistocracy • kakistocrat • kinkist • Kakistocratic • kakistoplutocracy • Kakistplutoligarchy • kanista • Kanisthoma • Kansistastic

kakistocrat

An unprincipled person in power. An incompetant leader, or puppet of a corrupt system

After taking office, the new mayor proved to be another kakistocrat, enriching his circle of friends and letting the city fall into ruin

kakistocrat by klik December 19, 2003

kakistocracy

"government by the least qualified, most stupid members"

lisa: hey guess what?
joe: what?
lisa: i'm a member of the kakistocracy!
joe: that's not a good thing.

lisa: ...
joe: this explains why you failed preschool.

kakistocracy by letsgetrealdefinitions May 10, 2019

Word of the Day on November 14, 2024

kanista

a name probably no one has.

are you kanista lol

kanista by cheeburburb July 26, 2023

kakistocracy

The Worst people in Government, ever: when the most vile low life's are in control of a Government ..the most dreadful, awful, terrible, shocking, appalling, horrifying, horrific, horrendous, horrid, people are in power. FIRST KNOWEN USE AND ORIGIN..ACIENT GREECE.A kakistocracy (English pronunciation: /kækɪsˈtɑkɹəsi/) is a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens..Origin of kakistocracy. Greek kakistos worst superlative of kakos bad ; see caco- . - cracy.

Donald J. Trump, 45th President Of The United States, and his Horrible Government, is a complete kakistocracy , a Ugly political cluster fuck against the American People and all the Planet Earth.

kakistocracy by big lover of humanity February 9, 2018

kinkist

Like racist or ageist but against a particular kink

Fred: man Rosa wanted to peg me last night, had to ditch that bitch

James: man you kinkist.

kinkist by Reynastus March 19, 2019

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026