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women 1 :who's that
women 2:oh,he big coconut thing kallon
kallon by _saltyaf101_ August 26, 2018
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a name you can call yourself when coming up with French names. Kalvin = Kalvon
French Teacher: Comment vous appelez-vous ?

Kalvin: Je m'appelle Kalvon. Tu es stupide! Oui oui?
Alphie: Oui, Oui Je suis D'accord avec toi Kalvon!
French Teacher: Non, je te deteste...

Random Person: your mom big gay & French is gay
Random Person #2: Non toi
Kalvon by LeWhiz June 12, 2018
(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

kallol rocks 

It is a type of drug that cannot make you high. Made with eraser shavings.
kallol rocks by KALLOL IS SEXY March 21, 2019
Kaylon’s are tall , funny and cool. He also has a small obsessions with asians.
Kaylon you see the big booty asian bitch right there?
Kaylon by leeknow August 5, 2020
A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.
"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"
Kaloni by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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