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I hate the demons in my head, time to kalink and fight ‘em off
Kalink by Jay Porsche October 1, 2022

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.
Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022
Kalinda is the smart, sexy, loving, kindhearted kind of person.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.
"Woah! Who was that cutie?!"

"Yeah, that's Kalinda"

"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"

"Yeah, she's an angel"
Kalinda by YouKnowWho^^ January 14, 2013

Mele Kalikimaka 

Mele Kalikimaka! What did you get from Santa Clause?
Mele Kalikimaka by Sweasle August 6, 2010
Kaline's are very sweet loving and caring.They tend to care way to much sometimes about everyone else but themselves. They would most times give you the shirt right off their back.When in groups there very shy and self conscious but once warmed up are the life of the party loud funny and fun.Most Kalines are spontaneous and love adventure.In the bedroom there very private but a tad on the freaky side but love to cuddle up to their other half to a great love movie and have that one on one time with the one they love. Kalines are hard-working and pretty independent but would love to have the man/woman of their dreams sweep them off their feet and take control and take care of them in every aspect of life. Kalines are also known to have a sixth sense and have been told they might have some psychic abilities.on a scale of 1-10 Kaline's are rated at 9.9 for perfection if you are ever lucky enough to meet a Kaline hold on tight and dont let go she would be someone you want on your side.Shes probably the most trusting friend/lover/child/parent you will ever meet.
Kaline where do you want to go to dinner this evening?
kaline by Kaline May 4, 2017

Krizz Kaliko 

Amazing Rapper from the independent label Strange Music. He has been featured on many of Tech N9ne's songs, has 3 albums (Vilitigo, Genius, Shock Treatment) and 1 EP (S.I.C.).
He suffers from a skin disease, Vilitigo, which gives him smooth white patches on parts of his body. Anyone who judges him for so will get smacked by me.
Tech and Krizz go back all the way from the 90s. Tech made a song called "Who You Came To See" and Krizz said that the song could have a better hook. Tech allowed Krizz to prove it, soon after he did so he was signed to Strange Music.
You usually kno Krizz Kaliko is coming with his verse when he calls out
"Kali baby!"
One may think he's saying "Cali Baby" but he's from Kansas City, Missouri. Kali is short for Kaliko. (:
Krizz Kaliko by the TRULY REAL Beast November 15, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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