[kalinker]

it is when u leave the bathroom smelling like shit all day and the stench wont ever go away.

after mike used the bath room it smelled like a kalinkerexplosion

by alan r ledezma December 22, 2008

pj klinker

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg

Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.

by whatta dame September 4, 2010

Wiz Kalinke

A very terrible rapper on youtube under the name "3kdaug". He mostly makes remixes of others songs. He is not very original and has no talent.

Dude, your freestyle was whack, but you're better than Wiz Kalinke

by hopsinswag October 30, 2011

klinker

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.

I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.

by deek3241 October 5, 2006

CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.

DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.

by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010

Klinker

The Anal hair usually found in males.

Fry up my klinkers and eat them for breakfast.

by Hatchin May 13, 2005

Klinker

A turd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.

I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.

by Klinker March 19, 2005