[kalinker]
[kalinker] by alan r ledezma December 22, 2008
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pj klinker
Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010
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Wiz Kalinke
A very terrible rapper on youtube under the name "3kdaug". He mostly makes remixes of others songs. He is not very original and has no talent.
Wiz Kalinke by hopsinswag October 30, 2011
klinker
Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
CRUSTY KLINKER
WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.
DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.
CRUSTY KLINKER by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010
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