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Kalennian 

a conlang created by Camren A. (of blackjackson11 infamy) that has words that are WAY LONGER than Hungarian's.
In Kalennian, "The Big Bang Theory" is "Yâ Malhugasagoâstarmathegavalyâkni Tiyâra"

Apparently, it's literal translation is "the enlarging of all existing things theory". How Kalennian people can say this word in the nick of time baffles me 😨
Kalennian by CarkyAmster February 10, 2024
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Kaleiana 

A Kaleiana is someone who is independent and sometimes miscalculating. This is someone who believes in things very strongly. A Kaleiana is easily confused but knows what they are doing. Do not take a kaleiana for granted because there is more to this person than it seems, they are adventurous and more open minded than most people. They are happy people and can turn your mood around quickly.
Kaleiana is so... weird...
Kaleiana by spaghettiisstraight January 7, 2018
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kaleiana 

A kaleiana is a girl who’s personality is stronger than superman’s dick. She stands her ground when offended or angry. Kaleianas get clingy and obsessive but damn it’s just one of the most incredible things about them. They belong to individuals who they deem perfect and better than any other. If you know a Kaleiana, value her. I have my own and damn she’s incredible.
My Kaleiana is fucking perfect.
kaleiana by daddy.rs November 21, 2017

kleinian theory 

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!
"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

Karennial 

A pejorative slang term for a generation of angry, entitled, sometimes racist white women. A common stereotype is that of a white woman who uses her privilege to demand her own way at the expense of others. Depictions also include demanding to "speak to the manager", anti-vaccination beliefs (sometimes in favor of the unproven medical use of essential oils), or being racist.
(Overheard by another customer after a Karen has thrown a fit at a store): "She is such a Karennial."
Karennial by drpepper1975 July 27, 2020

kaleinani 

A VERY SEXYY MAMIII WHOO IS A BOTO MAG WHO HATES THESE 2 HOES AND FAKES CALLED K******* AND K**** . AND IS ALWAYS PAIRED W LUISSSS!!!! SHE LOVES FOOD BUT NOT AS MUCH AS LUISS AND LEENAA BY THE WAY LEENA IS HER BESST FRIENDD !!!! SHE LIKES TO DO THE FIGHT THE AIR CHALLENGE AND SO DOES LEENAA. SHE HAS a BUNNY NAMED BUN BUNS AND HAS 2 SIBLING. SHE ISS REALLY POPULAR IN SKUU AND HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS . SHE THINKS EVERYONE'S HATES HER , SHE SLAYSS YALL LIVES AND MUSICALLY TOOO . AND SHE'S VERYYY FUNNYYY AND RETARDED ONCE YOU GET TO KNOO KALEINANI THAT'S IT :)) PS. DFWH ;) UNLESS YOU LIKE SCRAP THEN HIT HER UPP
HOO DAMNN IT'S kaleinani SHE BE LIKING FINEE
kaleinani by kaleinani October 26, 2016
A girl that only cares about herself and will always try to get even
Wow that kalenna girl loves to fuck everyone
Kalenna by MrSavage2401 November 12, 2017