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A black man that he wants to beat everybody . Weakness: A large fat vein in a strange spot. He usually uses the phrase agalagala and nobody knows what it means but is provocative it gets the people going
I want to see if you are kalamakis enough
Kalamakis by Fathorny13 November 25, 2021
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Kalamvokis 

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works
Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*
Kalamvokis by balconypro May 18, 2011
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kakamakis 

sitting in warm water for at least one hour when the mans scrotum is loose enough he then inserts a testicle into his anus
whoa, i heard that guy gave himself a kakamakis in the jacquizi
kakamakis by numbr81 February 8, 2010

kalabokis 

hot greek god who often plays in a band.
"Are you going to the show to see Kalabokis?"
"Sure am, he's fineeeeee!!"
kalabokis by Gino George December 9, 2007

kalamatie 

Dis wen yah whole team cum togeda n drink , get high n start to act wild
Dag alyuh starting d kalamatie
kalamatie by Y.king November 30, 2016

Kalamatie 

Dis is when you and your whole team gets drunk n start a wild behaviour
Alyuh ready to start d kalamatie
Kalamatie by Judas.world November 30, 2016

kelamakesgames

kelamakesgames or kela is old. nothing else she's just old.
"Hey who's @Kelamakesgames?"
"Shes a game developer. I'm pretty sure she's like older than Philza though."
kelamakesgames by aceburr January 16, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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