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Kalboishakhi 

Also spelled Kalbaishakhi, a storm occasionally accompanied by thunder that takes place a few times every year during or slightly before the Bengali month of Baishakh (early April) in Bangladesh and West Bengal, following the hot and humid Choitra month ending an old year and symbolising the washing away of the grime of the old year.
Yeah, must be a Kalboishakhi cloud.
Kalboishakhi by A.Beng Ali April 20, 2011

Kalamvokis 

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works
Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*
Kalamvokis by balconypro May 18, 2011

Kalapokicoprophobia 

The phobia of pooping out corn after consumed, AKA corn poop. (KALA-POKI-COPRO-PHOBIA)
Mom! I see corn in my goddamn poop ! I’m gonna vomit ! I think I have Kalapokicoprophobia!
A black man that he wants to beat everybody . Weakness: A large fat vein in a strange spot. He usually uses the phrase agalagala and nobody knows what it means but is provocative it gets the people going
I want to see if you are kalamakis enough
Kalamakis by Fathorny13 November 25, 2021