Kalamvokis 

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works

Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*

Kalamvokis by balconypro May 18, 2011

kalampokiphobia 

The fear of corn.

We wanted to go to a corn maze, but she didn't want to go, she has kalampokiphobia.

kalampokiphobia by VladdTronn October 6, 2021

Kalampokiphobia 

It's simple, it's the fear of corn.

The first definition of Kalampokiphobia on UrbanDictionary is probably a Dave and Bambi reference.

Kalampokiphobia by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

kalabokis 

hot greek god who often plays in a band.

"Are you going to the show to see Kalabokis?"
"Sure am, he's fineeeeee!!"

kalabokis by Gino George December 9, 2007

Kalamakis

A black man that he wants to beat everybody . Weakness: A large fat vein in a strange spot. He usually uses the phrase agalagala and nobody knows what it means but is provocative it gets the people going

I want to see if you are kalamakis enough

Kalamakis by Fathorny13 November 25, 2021