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momma K, a truly amazing woman who has strength dignity and knows how to have fun. If you ever run into a Kahness, she deserves your affection and respect. do no lower! She may have a peaceful, friendly, and playful exterior, but piss her off once and you will be sent for a loop that will make you wonder what just happened. a very motherly female who takes anyone under their wing
Kahness walks in.

everyone : TACKLE HUGS KAHNESS WE LOVE YOU
Kahness by darkechilde June 10, 2010
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bro this toxic af if you ship this get tf outta here dog they AINT gon be canon + ness deserves way better ffs kaisers a lil shit. i actually despise this ship with my whole heart, any1 that ships this can go die.
person 1: kainess is the best ship!!
person 2: nuh uh bro this is way too toxic + one sided + midser gets NO bitches.
kainess by shidouryuseis September 23, 2023
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A really kick ass guy. If you know someone called kahless, he just pwns all.
Hey have you saw Lord Kahless's Domain?
A Katness is good at volunteering for tribute. She has long brown hair and she has a lot of survival skills. She's very protective and good hand-eye coordination.
Boy-woah! She's brave for doing that! What's her name!?
friend-Oh!She must be a Katness
Katness by SUCKmyASSbitchHHH October 5, 2018
when something is uncool, shitty or just plain boring
The kakness of work is making me wish this day would end
kakness by B-Rad66699 May 20, 2008
Handsome guy who people wish they were. Very popular, mainly for his parties and always has bitches to choose from. Dude has mileage due to the amount of girls he’s with. Goated AS FUCK! Everybody loves him
Dude, I just saw your girl throwing it back on Kahless !

Caught my girl texting Kahless after we had sex!!
Kahless by Tony Randolf August 26, 2021
Everyone wishes they were Kanessa
kanessa by Bigbootyhoes November 22, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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