Kahlifornya 

It's the Communist state just below the tree hugging socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast that's run by idiots, that us idiots keep electing. You'll notice that Kahlfornyans who choose to move to other states like Arizona and Nevada in particular- because of the high taxes, shitty roads, etc, still vote like they're in Kahlifornya further ruining our beautiful country

"Hey Olaf, why is your Kia so fucked up?"
"I went to Kahlifornya to buy weed and hit a pothole that popped my tire, it sent me flying all over and I side swiped a homeless guys bike stash. I'm just glad he's ok."

Kahlifornya by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020

People's Republic of Kalifornia

Abbr. P Rok
1.A State located on the Western coast of the United States, heavily Liberal, and radically against Gun Rights.

Thank god I got out of the People's Republic of Kalifornia, It's rough out there.

Oh man, you're lucky you got out of the P Rok alive.

People's Republic of Kalifornia by The one and only Bob Barker October 17, 2008

kahlifoania 

california, as pronounced by current governator, ahhhnold.

" Hello, I am your governator. My name is ahhhnold Shwarzenegga. I want to make Kahlifoania a better place. "

kahlifoania by blue_water* April 19, 2006

kalifornia 

Mispronunciation of "california". Popularized by Schwarzenegger, Arnold.  See california.

"As governor of Kalifornia, I realize that I have no idea what I'm doing."

kalifornia by Anonymous October 17, 2003