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A Kaffu is a straight up bad ass bitch who refuses to cry and has severe bowel issues (because the hot girls have stomach problems). They also respond when you call them by "Pooh" and they can be found weebing in the wild. They have an obsession for anime tiddies.
Guy 1: Damn who's that hottie over there smoking a cigarette?
Rohan: meh that's just a Kaffu, haven't seen one of those in years.

Guy 2: she spilled her juice.
Kaffu by Goreyktomoh January 12, 2022
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A Kaffu is how you define a bad ass who will fuck you up in a fight but will experience severe bowel issues since hot girls have stomach problems. You will find a Kaffu weebing in the wild and with the correct pokeball you can catch them at panipuri stalls and otaku fests. Their addiction to anime tiddies is still being researched. In certain cases they will respond to the sound "Pooh".
Guy1: Yo who is that hottie at the bar with the cigarette?

Rohan: Meh that's just a Kaffu. Haven't seen one of those in a while.
Guy 2: Okay but why did she throw her drink on the sofa.
Kaffu by Goreyktomoh January 12, 2022
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A strange, dark haired creature, originating from the land of Northern Ireland. Lurks about in the evening preying on unsuspecting drunken victims, usually found in the northernmost parts of England, where the weather is cold and the prey is plenty.
Oh hey, if you're out tonight, beware of the Kaffin, I hear it's about, and it's hungry, very hungry.
Kaffin by CouldBeAnyOne April 5, 2011

Kaffer O'clock

The official name for South Africa's power utility outage problem known as Loadshedding.
This is the direct cause of the ANC party being completely inept at running a country and stealing trillions of dollars in taxpayer money.
Heads up, its Kaffer O'clock from 2pm to 8pm
Kaffer O'clock by T the dog June 28, 2022

kafuffle 

kafuffle by Anonymous September 6, 2003

kaffelaff 

A common Norwegian word for a cup of coffee. You need a plenty of this but beware it's laxative.
En kaffelaff om dagen gjør godt for magen.

Ut på tur, aldri sur, med en liten kaffelaff på lur.

Først kaff, så laff.
kaffelaff by foggelino February 5, 2010

kaffer budgie 

A South African term to describe flies.
Look at all those kaffer budgies eating that kid's eyes.
kaffer budgie by Vern-Dog May 18, 2016