A Kaffu is a straight up bad ass bitch who refuses to cry and has severe bowel issues (because the hot girls have stomach problems). They also respond when you call them by "Pooh" and they can be found weebing in the wild. They have an obsession for anime tiddies.
Guy 1: Damn who's that hottie over there smoking a cigarette?
Rohan: meh that's just a Kaffu, haven't seen one of those in years.
Guy 2: she spilled her juice.
Rohan: meh that's just a Kaffu, haven't seen one of those in years.
Guy 2: she spilled her juice.
by Goreyktomoh January 12, 2022
A Kaffu is how you define a bad ass who will fuck you up in a fight but will experience severe bowel issues since hot girls have stomach problems. You will find a Kaffu weebing in the wild and with the correct pokeball you can catch them at panipuri stalls and otaku fests. Their addiction to anime tiddies is still being researched. In certain cases they will respond to the sound "Pooh".
Guy1: Yo who is that hottie at the bar with the cigarette?
Rohan: Meh that's just a Kaffu. Haven't seen one of those in a while.
Guy 2: Okay but why did she throw her drink on the sofa.
Rohan: Meh that's just a Kaffu. Haven't seen one of those in a while.
Guy 2: Okay but why did she throw her drink on the sofa.
by Goreyktomoh January 12, 2022