kalama
kalama is bright
kalama by DOCTOR REVENGE July 10, 2019
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Kalama
Kalama is a natural-born leader. He is the light in the darkness. A kind and helpful person that you can count on. He’s bold and intelligent, unlike most men nowadays. You just can’t really hate this guy. He is an alpha-male that will leave you weak in the knees. He really knows how to treat a lady right. Not only does he have a nice body, he has the most beautiful eyes you could ever imagine. He’s also a know it all that can get on your nerves. His friends view him as family, his admires view him as a god, and his enemies bow before him in fear, and in lust. If you have ever been in his presence, you’re one of the most luckiest people in the world.
Kalama by ChrisTheKidRockJonhson148 November 22, 2021
kalama high school
you might meet one nice person at this school but besides that it is druggies who think theyre cool (why are they still in school), bitches who feed off of drama and many ex boyfriends, fake friends who will act like they like you for 2 days and then spread some stupid ass rumour and try to ruin you, assholes who say they've "fucked bitches" but really jerks off into a sock every night, people who think theyre better than everyone else because they can do a math problem, potential bfs or gfs who will actually screw you over and break your heart.....and many other lowlife trashbags. but still, you could meet one cool person?
kalama high school by ohyeaaaaahboi December 21, 2017
Kalama, Washington
A very small town filled with so many fucking stoners that the high school has a drug dog at it ever week. Although, many of the students are self-claimed Jesus freaks that go to church because they think its the "cool" thing to do, although, they usually just got get drunk or have sex after, except for a few who really are Jesus-freaks. Not to mention they only go on Wednesdays to youth group and neglect the fact that Sunday is the real day to celebrate God. If you go to Kalama, then it usually means that your education sucks. The majority are retards and many go on to drop out, especially the vast quantity of emo's that pro-create within the halls. Also, the class of 2010 seemed to have never heard of condoms before since at least 5 girls that year graduated with kids. Although, that trend is continuing on with all the girls, including the majority of 14 year olds who are ending up pregnant, or at least saying they are. Not to mention all the bipolar crazy bitches that go there, watch or or you may get one, the are often darker skinned. That should narrow it down considering it is mainly a town full of white people. Typically, your are going to deal with stuck up christian rich kids, druggies up the ass, emo fags or simply some rednecks. Hell the majority of the town wears romeos. And the majority of the girls are dirty sluts, and the guys are straight up asshole manwhores. So I guess it all fits together right?
Kalama, Washington by ktownwhores November 29, 2011
kalama high school
filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.
the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.
the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.
kalama high school by ShutUp:)) December 1, 2021
Gabe Kalama
Often described as the world’s best bowler. He may use bumpers, but even the best players need help.
Gabe Kalama by gkals March 17, 2021
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